Signs You May Be Too Wealthy

- You don't have to reserve a flight because you own the airport. - When you empty your pockets, you stuff your spare hundred dollar bills in a jar. Then you throw the rest of your change in the trash. - You have the Federal Reserve Bank on speed dial. - You own several paintings in the Louvre. - You own the Louvre. - Your satellite TV package includes channels from outside our solar system. - You're considering buying Australia for your kids to play in. - You decide against it, because when you bought them Greenland last year they got bored.