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Showing posts with label Headlines. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Headlines. Show all posts
Monday, June 30, 2008
Non-Celebrity Turned Away from Los Angeles Rehab Center
Labels: celebrity, Headlines, Los Angeles, rehab
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
Thursday, June 19, 2008
Explorers Discover Job Opening In Michigan
(Rumored job opening in Ohio proven to be a hoax.) |
Labels: Headlines, job openings, jobs, Michigan
Tuesday, June 3, 2008
West African Talking Drum Begs, "Stop hitting me!"
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Labels: drum, drums, Headlines, music, talking drum
Saturday, May 3, 2008
Report: Disney Corporation To Lock Miley Cyrus Behind Bars Until Her 18th Birthday
She'll be allowed out for Disney events only. |
Sunday, March 30, 2008
In Business News...
'Little Girl Fires Little Girlfriend for Failing to Calculate Correct Metrics to Produce Enough Leveraged Synergy to Architect Effective Sidewalk Lemonade Stand' |
Labels: Copywriting, Headlines, Humor, Satire, Web Writing
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
Britney Spears Bursts Into Flames From Paparazzi Flash Bulbs
Nearby photographers capture the event on film. |
Labels: Britney Spears, Copywriter, Headlines, Web Writer
Breaking News: Chinese Call Chinese Food "Food"
Just one of the many things we have learned from today's global economy. (More on the "global" thing soon.) |
Labels: Copywriter, Headlines, Web Writer, Writer
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