Showing posts with label Headlines. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Headlines. Show all posts

Monday, June 30, 2008

Non-Celebrity Turned Away from Los Angeles Rehab Center

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

CBS Nixes "Survivor: The Hamptons" Idea

Thursday, June 19, 2008

Explorers Discover Job Opening In Michigan

(Rumored job opening in Ohio proven to be a hoax.)

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

West African Talking Drum Begs, "Stop hitting me!"

Saturday, May 3, 2008

Report: Disney Corporation To Lock Miley Cyrus Behind Bars Until Her 18th Birthday

She'll be allowed out for Disney events only.

Sunday, March 30, 2008

In Business News...

'Little Girl Fires Little Girlfriend for Failing to Calculate Correct Metrics to Produce Enough Leveraged Synergy to Architect Effective Sidewalk Lemonade Stand'

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Britney Spears Bursts Into Flames From Paparazzi Flash Bulbs

Nearby photographers capture the event on film.

Breaking News: Chinese Call Chinese Food "Food"

Just one of the many things we have learned from today's global economy. (More on the "global" thing soon.)