Showing posts with label Craig Ferguson. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Craig Ferguson. Show all posts

Friday, July 11, 2008

From Craig Ferguson (The Late, Late Show - CBS)

"What does a Scottish man wear under his kilt?"

"On a good day, lipstick."

Saturday, May 3, 2008

Overheard...

In the olden days, ancient Egyptians simply called themselves "Egyptians."


(Craig Ferguson, the Late, Late Show)