Just wondering...

- Is a civil war really all that "civil?" - How come whenever they build a Xerox building an identical building appears right next to it? - If the guy next you were on fire, would you criticize him for smoking? - Can you make the bed with an Excel spreadsheet? - Why can a golfer carry fourteen clubs when a baseball player is only allowed to use one? - How come people whose lucky number is "three" only buy one Lotto ticket? - If a million people bought a song but never listened to it, would it still be a hit song? - Can you mail a silent letter?