"Why are you crouching on the floor?" "Because the sign by the pillows says 'Duck Down.'" |
Thursday, May 29, 2008
It could happen...
Friday, May 23, 2008
A Great TV Ad Campaign
The E-Trade baby campaign is brilliant... How important is good copywriting? Play the ads with the sound turned off. Bleaahhh! It's the writing that makes a good advertisement great. |
Labels: advertising, baby, Copywriting, e-trade, funniest commercials
The Differences Between Men and Women In Pictures
Labels: difference between men and women, funny, illustrations, Men, pictures, Women
Monday, May 19, 2008
Friday, May 16, 2008
Economists Baffled As Stock Market Closes Day Sideways
Wall Street analyst: "This is totally going to ruin all our graphs." |
Labels: economy, sideways, stock market, Wall Street
Wednesday, May 14, 2008
Pedophile Priest Tried In Court As White Collar Criminal
Victims want to string a tie around his neck. |
Labels: court, pedophile, priest, trial, white collar criminal
Wednesday, May 7, 2008
What you did in the bar last night when you got too drunk...
-Told a girl you'd give her a free table dance. Found out she was actually a biker guy with long hair when he picked up the table and threw it at you. -Ate all the food at the free buffet. Found out you actually ate all the bartender's martini olives from his dish when you immediately had to sprint to the bathroom. - While you were in the bathroom, wondered why there were no urinals. So you asked the screaming lady coming out of the stall. -Forgot all your good pickup lines. May have asked pretty girl to come home with you so you could "show her your itchings." -Told a girl with a really big nose that the surgery will look great when the swelling goes down. -Loaned a guy the keys to your car to go get some beer. -Realized the guy may have lied to about the beer because you were already in a bar, but mostly because your car was gone when tried to leave. |
Labels: comedy writing, drunk, Humor, humor writing
Saturday, May 3, 2008
TV Listings
Ch. 753 - "When Wealthy Babies Attack" An elite New England town is upended when its infants have a bad reaction to Baby Botox and try to gnaw their parents to death with their gums. |
Report: Disney Corporation To Lock Miley Cyrus Behind Bars Until Her 18th Birthday
She'll be allowed out for Disney events only. |
Overheard...
In the olden days, ancient Egyptians simply called themselves "Egyptians." (Craig Ferguson, the Late, Late Show) |
Labels: ancient Egyptians, Craig Ferguson, Humor
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